Comments on: Etiquette Question

By: Anon

Anon — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 21:42:55 +0000

Well, I found an ounce of crack on the sidewalk behind my house near MLK and Cherry. Does that count?

By: mistamatic

mistamatic — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:50:52 +0000

And hilariously about 80 feet from the East Precinct’s drop-in office for officers on the corner of 23rd & Union! I’m getting the feeling that our cops are of the keystone variety when it comes to stuff happening right under their noses.

By: Wes Kirkman

Wes Kirkman — Thu, 28 May 2009 21:35:23 +0000

take your PBR tallboy outta the bottle cage and tip a salud to them; let them know you come in peace.

By: michael

michael — Thu, 28 May 2009 18:18:38 +0000

not sure if a magical mixed-use building with its proactive, 911-calling whities is the only cure that is needed around those parts. besides, the great thing about crack is that it is completely portable…

By: rbj

rbj — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:15:04 +0000

Are you certain that it was crack?

Marijuana is often smoked out of a pipe.

I will confess to having smoked marijuana and recently. Most of those pike/pine hipsters probably do the same and on a regular basis.

By: dan bertolet

dan bertolet — Thu, 28 May 2009 07:25:15 +0000

For the record, I never said I didn’t like crack.

By: blaster99

blaster99 — Thu, 28 May 2009 05:38:40 +0000

There you go, the gay white well to do liberal coming and stripping all character from the neighborhood he moved into, err took over. Pass the pipe to Dan!

By: delta

delta — Thu, 28 May 2009 04:08:54 +0000

“….my CRANKSET is worth more than you. JESUS, I need a martini.”

By: dan cortland

dan cortland — Thu, 28 May 2009 03:42:25 +0000

First, are you a police officer? Because that makes a difference.

If not, and you are, say, a Caucasian developer of six-story mixed use condo marvelousness, you say “Hey, a one-year lease comes with 6 oz. of that shit, granite countertops, a box of razor blades and eleven months’ free rent! You people call my people!”

If, on the other hand, you are Mayor Nickles, you…oh, no, you’re on your bike: you’re not Mayor Nickles.

By: Andrew Smith

Andrew Smith — Wed, 27 May 2009 22:30:16 +0000

I’d likely say nothing and just keep going, but I’ve got the big-city keep-your-head-down thing going on still.